Try to swim away - Octopi tire easily; they're weak like that Keep your arms from its arms
Peel the suckers from your body, starting at the tip - Sounds a bit perverse
Detach the octopus from its anchor - It will lose its balance
Turn somersaults in the water - The creature will be irritated, most likely by your awkward gymnastics
Grab some soy sauce
Enjoy
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