9. head-butting a squirrel
8. telling random babies they’ll never amount to anything
7. milking a cow with lewd intent
6. making a pillow out of human hairs for your friend
5. buffets
4. singing off-key sea chanteys with drunk captains
3. Bluetooth ear pieces (worn by people without jobs)
2. any Nicolas Cage movie about numbers and bad hair
1. thinking without a license
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