Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Nine things that should be against the law

9. head-butting a squirrel

8. telling random babies they’ll never amount to anything

7. milking a cow with lewd intent

6. making a pillow out of human hairs for your friend

5. buffets

4. singing off-key sea chanteys with drunk captains

3. Bluetooth ear pieces (worn by people without jobs)

2. any Nicolas Cage movie about numbers and bad hair

1. thinking without a license

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